The Adventures of the Magical Elf

Once upon a time there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree. He lived downstairs to a rude old dwarf who always played his music really loud. One day the elf could take no more so he went and rapped on the loud dwarf's door and told him to turn it down! The dwarf didn't want to because he really liked his music, so the magical elf grabbed a mic that was lying there and picked it up, plugged it into the amp, and started rapping. And he said: "I went to the bakery and bought some bread. I took some meat and I took some lead. On the bread I put the meat and on the lead I dropped a sick hard beat!" Then he dropped the mic. The dwarf, enchanted by the elf's rap, had a change of heart and turned down the volume. They became best friends and they traveled across the country rapping really loud songs. They made lots of money and when they got back from their trip, they bought themselves a really expensive rainbow tree. They upgraded their rainbow to a double-action cutting-edge three-and-a-half-handed weapon of dazzling beauty, which they used to save the local village from the overly racist dragon named Albi. And they all lived happily ever after. The End.